Obsessive Sapphic

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
goldfyshie927
kragehund-again

biggest threats to a 5yo’s life

  • bermuda triangle
  • quicksand
  • sharks/lions/wolves (creatures)
  • lava
  • getting sucked down the drain in the bathtub
thivvy

pools of green acid too

kragehund-again

cont.

  • bubbly green acid pits
  • electric eels/piranhas/snakes
  • a super poisonous very rare sea creature that happens to be in lake michigan while your family is on vacation
  • drawn in and compacted by an escalator
akinaw

  • the Basement™
  • accidentally touching seaweed
  • Area 51
  • going to the bathroom at night
  • spontaneous human combustion